9 Websites Stuck in the 1990′s

by Dan Martell on Sep 3, 2010
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In the past ten years, the Internet has changed so drastically – so completely – that it’s hard to remember what a vastly different place it was in the 1990′s. The web was new and exciting back then, and everyone from businessmen to high-school tinkerers were compelled to put websites together and become a part of this growing trend. Not surprisingly, the designs they produced were brutally bad by today’s standards, yet despite graphical and technical changes in web design, there are still some businesses operating from remarkably outdated pages. These are sites that time forgot, and as the Internet speeds past them, they stand as a testament to a strange world not-so-long ago – the Internet of the 1990′s.

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IdeaAction Media Productions

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In 1999, this all-flash design would have been top notch, but today it just looks painfully dated. Though IdeaAction appears to have something to do with advertising, it is hard to tell exactly what because their descriptive paragraphs fly on and off screen too fast to read. Topping it all off, the entire video loops over mere seconds after their contact information is displayed, forcing anyone who might want to give them a call to watch the terrible production over and over again.

ABBC Breeders

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Complete with Pink Floyd midi music playing in the background, the American Beauty Border Collies Breeders website is like taking a time machine back to the Internet of 1998. Simply viewing the tasteless layout and tacky animated GIF images that litter the page will make you remember a time when GeoCities and AngelFire were the primary website building utilities, and everyone who knew how to use copy and paste commands could create a homepage. The only essential 90′s web artifact missing from ABBC Breeders is some old fashioned flaming text.

Utah Ski Rentals

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Animated backgrounds were a big part of the Internet in the 1990′s. Once designers realized they didn’t need to stick to the solid color page that worked so well for so long, it seemed that readability began taking a back-seat to animation and pizzaz. Soon, every website on the net started converting to annoying graphic backgrounds that made reading the actual text on the page a strenuous and tiresome activity. Utah Ski Rentals is unable to move on from this Internet dark age, still boasting a snowing background, randomly placed buttons, and scrolling text banners.

Dokimos

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Speaking of horrendously annoying backgrounds, Dokimos takes the cake as the most unbearable. Featuring a scrolling rainbow of bright colors behind biblical scripture, the religious-themed website is impossible to look at for more than several seconds without being driven away, or even worse, going into an epileptic fit. Further dating the website to the 90′s is the presence of a guestbook, one of the oldest forms of commenting a web page. Not surprisingly, the first comment in the guestbook is from 1999.

Arngren

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Arngren is a gadget sales site with an infuriatingly confusing layout. Looking like something that was thrown together in Microsoft Frontpage ’98, the site scatters disconnected technology items for sale all across its main page with utter disregard to organization or ease of use. Look closely at the top of the page and you’ll see another component of every website to exist in 1990s, the long retired visual hit counter.

Cobra Strike Trading Solutions

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CobraStrike is an awfully fierce name for such a timid website. Looking more like a pretty Microsoft Word document than a complete site, the trading firm says little about what it does, choosing instead to boast about profits and put a big, clip-art like picture of a cobra up for all to see. Signs of 90′s influence include the lifeless solid background color, the pasted in images that clash with the page, and the single page layout.

Party Tent City

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Here’s a website that would have shamed even Expages designers in the 90′s. Massive text runs into small text, some of it is italicized, some of it is highlighted, and images and videos are randomly pasted in without formatting. The lack of any sort of navigation makes the whole site look like something a middle school web-hobbyist in 98 might have come up with.

DP Graph


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At least the designers at DP Graph were kind enough to place their text inside of a white box and not directly on top of their multi-colored spinning background so that we don’t have to squint and highlight to read it. Still – it’s 2010, can’t we leave the tiled animated background in the 90′s along with the words “phat” and “da bomb?” The bottom of the page says that it was created in 1997, and we can safely assume it hasn’t been touched since.

Smith and Goldsmith Inc

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Still operating off the Homestead web design and hosting suite (another online design suite popular in the late 90′s), Smith and Goldsmith Inc round out our list with a design that features all the tells of a true 90′s page. First of all, the background is a tacky, tiled graphic – a common choice of amateur designers from the 90′s. Scrolling text banners interrupt the flow of the page to scream messages at you, text flows into images, images flow into images, and a visual hit counter proudly boasts the number of visitors. Last but not least, the site makes use of the ultra-popular side button navigation, a fad not seen on the web past the early 2000′s.

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  • EricHempler
  • trekkieteacher

    yeah, take a look at some school websites, too. The beste example is http://chesterfield.k12.va.us/schools/woolridge_es/home.html which is my kids’ school. Why bother having a website with so little information on it?

  • bryanvangelder

    http://www.ibsradio.com

    actually hurts my retina to think about it

  • PeterJones

    Actually, I would have also mentioned the site which was big in the nineties, http://www.onlyrooms.com then became nothing , and now its grown recognition again. (I think it changed like 190 owners within 10 yrs,

  • PhilGravel

    I really think that craigslist could be on that list!

  • MarkWalz

    My eyes burn!

  • http://www.jennalanger.com jennalanger

    Do you think the skis at Utah Ski Rental are as old as their website? The really sad thing is that I had a professor require us to make a site using animated gifs like that. And this was less than three years ago. Suddenly flash doesn’t look so bad…

  • http://www.jennalanger.com jennalanger

    oops I mean the houses, which I’m sure are older than the website :)

  • KevLawr

    This is one of my faves:
    http://www.mopedworld.com

  • danmartell

    @PhilGravel agreed.

  • danmartell

    @trekkieteacher not only that .. in todays world of free website creation tools + microblog platforms (like http://www.posterous.com) – it’s so simple.

  • sykosoft

    One of the worst I’ve seen that is actually updated (frontpage no less!):

    http://www.livinguniv.com/

  • natxomoralejo

    lego website is fake. Just google it, check your info before posting it because it is not fair for the company

    thanks

  • idea15webdesign

    My eyes!! It burns!!

  • marnieb

    @natxomoralejo Didn’t see anywhere the article said it belonged to Lego?

  • OpenPotion

    Hilarious… As a web designer (OpenPotion Web Design) I deal with this issue all the time… “I already have a website…” uh yeah, that’s why I’m contacting you. It is amazing that companies will shell out thousands of dollars annually on yellow page advertising, billboards, print, etc. and think $2000 on a nice website to represent their business is outlandish. By the time they shift their marketing dollar properly they may be too late to the game, cloning their doors, and wondering what they did wrong.

  • OpenPotion

    Hilarious… As a web designer (OpenPotion Web Design) I deal with this issue all the time… “I already have a website…” uh yeah, that’s why I’m contacting you. It is amazing that companies will shell out thousands of dollars annually on yellow page advertising, billboards, print, etc. and think $2000 on a nice website to represent their business is outlandish. By the time they shift their marketing dollar properly they may be too late to the game, closing their doors, and wondering what they did wrong.

  • HarleyQMcdonald
  • klochner

    Great content as always, but I just noticed that you link to the image sources as a framed pages on your own site. Is that considered kosher? You’re technically giving credit, but avoiding the SEO “link juice” transfer.

  • JamesLucas

    @EricHempler OMG that is horrifying!

  • http://readysetawesome.com Chris

    @KevLawr OMG it has music. That is priceless.

  • ricklomas

    i made a similar Squidoo page here http://www.squidoo.com/worstwebsites

  • Billsmith1948

    The border collie site is a great example how easy it used to be to get one of the many “web site awards”. Everyone and their grandma could give out an award. Horrible, horrible looking site.

  • http://twitter.com/FelipeOvalle Felipe Ovalle

    Ski Rentals makes me get dizzy with their animated .gif background

  • http://twitter.com/Catarino Catarino™

    Get them feexd for chrissake. get them over here http://www.feexd.com :P

    (it looks like someone already got arngren, nice…)

  • http://twitter.com/dennis_jernberg Dennis Jernberg

    Wow. I mean, wow. This is the kind of stuff *I* used to do back in the ’90s. I stopped doing it when I stopped using IE6. Which I’m sure these sites are optimized for. Unless it was for IE5 or even Netscape 4…

    Makes me feel old, this.

  • http://DailyDoseofChemo Haris Abdul Rahman

    You can’t beat animated .gif. Epic!

  • http://twitter.com/chrisgarra Chris Garra

    Thanks for the walk down memory lane. Pulling free animated gifs from gif factory for a design class I took in the late 90′s. Ugg, kinda like looking back at those old year book photos…

  • http://stucked.info Coastus

    What a difference in twenty years. More stucked on http://stucked.info.

  • http://twitter.com/dennis_jernberg Dennis Jernberg

    Checked the ski rental just now (I wanted to get a second look), only to find they got rid of that snowy gif. Looks like they read this article and were embarrassed enough they decided to suck it up and enter the 21st century.

  • http://twitter.com/LordPancreas Hugh Guiney

    This list should have included the “Space Jam” website: http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

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    [...] like to thank Dan Martell for sharing his great collection of old 90′s web sites that managed to remain  standing from the dinosaur days. Also check out webpagesthatsuck.com for a [...]

  • Ryan O’Hara

    “Best viewed in Microsoft Internet Explorer. Forget all the other browsers and down with the Web 2.0 police!” — dokimos

    Made my day :D

  • Tim Roache

    This is just complete nostalgia

  • http://www.mazero.com/ Multivariate Testing

    Thankful that you have updated us to the websites that is already stuck in 1990. Hoping that this websites will be improve to make it suitable in this year 2012.

  • http://twitter.com/amecylia Amecylia

    Reminds me of the good old days.

  • http://www.lotusmarketing.ca/ Etienne Dupuis

    We have our own 90s website. check it out at http://www.lotusmarketing.ca/misc/90s . Beware, it is going to hurt your eyes! Animated GIFs were popular :P

  • http://twitter.com/HellonMars Hell on Mars

    90s sites over > 00s sites.

  • http://twitter.com/thehansgehrke Hans

    Oh, the days of highlighting text so you can read it… I miss them.

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